Dr Seuss' Twilight - Olly's World
A hilarious spoof by unicycle of io9.
Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. 
Bella likes a different fella.

See this vamp? This is Ed. 
Ed is pale. Ed is dead.

Ed saved Bella from a van. 
Ed must be a special man.

Ed won't kill boys. He won't kill girls. 
Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.

This is James. He's a tracker. 
He's a sort of vamp attacker.

James hunts Bella for a thrill. 
Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.

But James gave her a little bite. 
Will she be a vamp? She might!

Edward fixes Bella's cut. 
She won't be a vampire. 

She becomes one. Read some more. 
She's a vampire in book 4.
5/2/2012 08:28:59


8/29/2012 16:40:11

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